Noirwriter, 2.0
Alright, well, after about a year of not posting anything whatsoever, I’ve decided that I should stop wasting space on the Internet and possibly do something with this site. I’m still not entirely sure what exactly I’ll be putting on the site right now, but I’ll try to make it as interesting as possible. If anyone has ideas about what I should be writing about, let me know!
Back to business, answering some questions, plus a preview of the novel.
So…that “Comment Challenge” thing…not so successful. I guess I overestimated my audience. Oh well, gotta keep moving on. I’ve had some problems writing my novel as my life is in huge flux right now, but it’s riding along at about 20,000 words right now. I thought about killing it since I’m not entirely happy with the direction it’s going, but I decided to soldier on and finish it. After it’s done, I’ll do an autopsy on it, see what I did wrong, what I did right, and see if it can be salvaged. Hemmingway said “the first draft of anything is shit”, right? Well, he also blew his brains out…but, that’s sort of beside the point, unless he was really distraught over the first draft of…what? Too soon for Hemingway jokes? Really? OK, moving on.
Now for Q&A time, brought to me by the one person that answered my call for comments, Mr. Ryan K. Lindsay. So here we go!
Where do you write? And when?
I write almost exclusively at my computer, though my iPhone has gotten a bit of a workout as a rudimentary writing pad when something comes to me. As for time, I usually write at night, once everyone has gone to sleep and it’s quiet. I tend to get distracted by the smallest of things, so it helps me focus in.
What helps you write? Music, darkness, virgin’s thighs,etc.
My most frequent companion when writing is a pair of earplugs. When all I see on the screen is words and all I can hear is my fingers hitting the keys, I can really get into the zone and pound out a ton of work. Of course, being a writer, especially being a writer of hardboiled crime, a stiff drink makes its way to my desk every once in a while. I’ll sometimes mix up a whiskey sour or a gimlet to put myself in the right mood to let my mind wander and feel out my story. I don’t write drunk, ever, but a drink sometimes provides nice lubrication for the brain
What websites do you most frequent?
When I’m not writing…well, hell, even when I am supposed to be writing, I spend a lot of time on Twitter, paging through my Google Reader news items, and I waste way more time than I should on Wikipedia doing research (it starts off as research, anyway…but usually ends in me looking up astonishingly obscure facts about things not even remotely related to what I’m writing)
Do you eat/drink when you write?
I usually have some sort of drink with me when I’m writing, but I usually don’t eat anything while I write, it’s too distracting.
When you write do you edit in your head, or just dump it out and you’ll heavily edit later on?
It’s a combination of both. I go back and edit details every once in a while, but I try not to. I try to keep my momentum going, because I feel when I have to spend my time fixing spelling errors, I just lose it. I guess I’d say that I write to write, not edit. Editing can be done later.
Please list a top five/ten of some of your favourite things, it’s the ultimate way to get to know someone, High Fidelity style!
You know, I’m really not good with lists. Never have been. Sorry. My favorite movie of all time is Chinatown if that makes it more info-y
Alright, and here’s (maybe) what you all have been waiting for. Here is a little sample of the novel I’ve been working on. Be warned, it’s the first draft of it, completely unedited. Things will be changed, hopefully it’ll get better. Enjoy.
Tina Hampton writhed in bed, the four aspirin she’d taken didn’t do anything to dull the pain, and she was fairly sure that she wasn’t going to stop hurting for a while. She hadn’t gotten to bed until seven in the morning, stripping out of all her dusty clothes and collapsing onto the matress, exhausted at what she did, her hands aching and bruised at the knuckles. Tina was sure that she wasn’t going to wake up until well into the night, and if it weren’t for Mrs. Thompson’s call at around one in the afternoon, she would have. Mrs. Thompson asked whether or not she’d heard from Sarah that morning. Of course, Tina hadn’t, so she told Mrs. Thompson the truth and assured her that Sarah’s phone probably just died or she was hungover, or a litany of other excuses. All of them were within the realm of possibility, right?
Tina looked at her cell phone by her bedside. Three in the afternoon. The pain wasn’t going to get any better just laying in bed, and maybe if she did something with her day she’d forget about it. She hoped she’d be able to forget about the whole thing, but there was no way she’d be able to just give something like that up. She rolled over and got out of her bed, and she didn’t get more than a few feet across the carpet of her bedroom before she felt her stomach throb more intensely than she’d ever felt before, and she had no choice but to dive toward the toilet as fast as possible, nausea getting the best of her as she threw up violently sitting on the floor of her bathroom. If she’d actually been able to stomach food in the past twelve hours, it would have been worse, so Tina was thankful for the one positive to come out of this situation. After she finished vomiting, she rested her head against the tile wall of her bathroom. She didn’t want to confront reality about her situation, but her body was forcing her to. Fighting against whatever her body was saying, Tina got up from the floor, wiped down her face and chest with a warm washcloth, and stared at her face in the mirror. After everything, at least she still had her looks…nothing she did could take that away. No matter what path her life would go down beyond this point, she was still a knockout. Maybe not as much of a knockout as Sarah, but she was pretty sure she’d be able to deal with that.
Comment Challenge!
I’m verging on hitting the 1/3rd point of the first draft of my novel now, I’ll probably hit it by the end of the week, and I can feel the momentum building. I’m proud of what I’m writing at this point, and I think I might even want to show some of the work in progress off. That’s where you come in, dear readers.
Here’s my challenge: I love traffic on this site, and I really love comments from the people who read it. You guys (and girls, though I don’t think I’ve had a female commenter that I can tell so far) have kept me motivated and dropped pearls of wisdom onto my blog more than once. So, because I like comments, and because some of you have an interest in seeing what I’m working on, each time a unique person comments on this post within the next five days, I will post 100 words from the novel I’m currently writing. So, the more interest I see happening about this book, the more I’ll tip my hand. It’s that simple. 5 comments means I’ll be posting 500 words next Thursday, July 30. There’s no upper limit to what I’ll post, so bring your friends along to my site to leave comments if you want to see more. If I get enough, hell, I might put up everything I’ve written to this point (though I doubt I’ll get 160+ comments, but one can dream).
So at this point, you’re wondering what to put in the comments you’re sending me. Well, I want to make those comments work for my readers as well. In the comment, ask me a question about myself, my writing, who I am, whatever. Pretty much anything that gets asked I’ll answer (except for you, yes, you out there wanting to ask me the sicko questions. I won’t be answering those…on this blog at least). No question is too mundane or too esoteric, so go for it. This is sort of a double whammy for all of you out there, since you get to know me a little bit better, plus you get to see what I’m working on.
And because I didn’t go to pitchman school for six years for nothing, wait, there’s more!
If I get ten comments on this post, I’ll publish a never before seen short story on this blog as well.
Alright, everyone, let’s get the comments rolling!
Now Free: My story “The Cleanup”
So, it looks like nobody on the Amazon Kindle marketplace found it in their hearts to buy my short story “The Cleanup” for the low, low price of $0.99. I understand, I’m not upset…if I could do it, I would have just given it away to everyone for free on the Kindle, but Amazon doesn’t allow you to set the price of a work at $0.00, as far as I can tell. But this post isn’t just about me complaining that nobody bought my story, even though I could complain about it for a while.
The failure of “The Cleanup” on the Kindle store is your gain, my readers. Since nobody would buy the thing, I decided to just give it away, in a nice little PDF that should work well for just about anybody. I do have a couple of stipulations about giving this tale away, though:
1) Link it on your site/blogroll/twitter as much as you’d like to. I love free publicity. I’d love it if you’d send your readers directly to my site, though, instead of just dropping the file onto your site, even if you attribute it to me
2) If you really like it, or even really hate it, leave me a comment on this page. I’m a beginning crime writer and I’m still learning the ropes of everything, so there will be rough spots, and I’d appreciate if anyone with more (or less) experience in writing this kind of stuff could give me some pointers.
3) The story is licensed under a Creative Commons license that allows for derivative works. This means you can do whatever you want to the story: make a short film of it, draw up a comic book based on it, or stage it as a play in your living room…anything. Do whatever you want with it…and if you do, I’d love to hear what you did with it, and chances are I’ll post whatever you do on this page and give you a little bit of free publicity.
Alright, with all that out of the way, I present to you: The Cleanup

The Cleanup by Sean May is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-Noncommercial-Share Alike 3.0 United States License.
My Quest: A Novel in 30 Days
As a part of the launch of noirwriter.com, I’m beginning a challenge to myself to write an entire first draft of a novel in 30 days. If I move along at a good clip of 2,000 or so words a day, I end up with a healthy 60,000 words for the first draft, which will be plenty. It’s going to be difficult to keep up my output and to sit down at the computer every day to pound out a couple thousand words on a consistent basis, but I know it can be done. I’ll put updates on this page as to the troubles I’m running into, and the successes I’ve had in writing an entire novel in the span of a month. After it’s done, there’ll be revision after revision, pages upon pages cut in mere seconds, but I can’t worry about that. I have to push through and make this happen. If you’d like, come along for the ride and leave me some encouragement (or discouragement if you’re just that kind of person) in the comments.
Starting out…
Hey there everyone, and welcome to the launch of noirwriter.com, the Internet home of me, author Sean May. This being a launch and all, things are still getting set into place and the dust is settling. I have some visual things that I plan on changing soon (like the turquoise in the theme. Turquoise has no place on a noir writer’s website.), so bear with me while I move stuff around and get comfortable. You don’t expect a house to be completely perfect the day you move in either, do you?
A small word of warning: This site is for my unfiltered, unrehearsed, and unprepared posts. If you want to see my other professional work, go to www.seanmay.net, where I keep proof that I went to college and did something with my time. This site is not about professionalism in the least. It’s uncensored and won’t be for all ages. Be prepared.
So, if you’re here, you have at least a passing interest in what I do as a writer. I write noir fiction, some of it bleaker than a cold day in the middle of nowhere, and some of it faster, not as bleak, but hopefully just as entertaining. I’m not going to regularly post stories I’ve written here, since I am trying to make a career out of this, but I will be posting copious notes about my progress, my thoughts on writing and the battle scars it inflicts on me. I’ll also dump interesting links on here every once in a while, either noir related or writing related, maybe some that have nothing to do with either. There will probably also be a number of reviews and suggestions on books, movies, music, and even videogames…again, mostly noir, but I’ll stray from the path every once in a while.
Once again, thanks for stopping in and taking a look at the site, I hope it has that suitably forboding look that you’d expect from the site of a noir fiction writer. If you have any suggestions, comments, death threats, or complaints, leave them in the comments on my posts. I appreciate any input.
Thanks,
Sean